Burger jokes
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
"Mitchnite burger."
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
You look like a burger.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Fuck burger.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD