Burger

Burger Jokes

I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"

A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.

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A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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