My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
u look like burger
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
fuck burger
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.