McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Weโve got to celebrate our differences! ๐ป๐ค๐ต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? Itโs a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- ๐ถ "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" ๐ถ
Chandler-๐ต "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" ๐ต
Mr. Beast- ๐ต "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" ๐ต
Miss Kadie - ๐ต "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" ๐ต
Kids- ๐ต "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - ๐ต "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
Bunger.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.