Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Have a great day today!
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What is the difference between a human and a
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
"Mitchnite burger."
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
