Bullying jokes
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
How to stop bullying?
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!