Bullying jokes
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
How to stop bullying?
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Stop bullying.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.