I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
ya mum
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
