New Bullying Jokes - Page 13 - Worst Jokes Ever

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

Where do you take your pig to karate? The pork chop class!

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

yes.

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.

I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

how to stop bulling

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."