Bullying jokes

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Ya mum!

Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."

Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."

Where do you take your pig to karate?

The pork chop class!

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

Yes.

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.