Bullying jokes
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.