Bullying

Bullying jokes

NATO

  • Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

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  • Piece

  • Bully: You are a piece of shit.

    Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

    Kid

  • I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

    After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

    Poo

  • Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

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  • Gwen

  • Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

    Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

    Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

    Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

    Love you-Iariah

    Orphan

  • Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

    Straight

  • I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

    School Shooter

  • If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

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  • Comeback

  • Bully: Hey virgin!

    Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

    Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

    Victim: Just wait nine months.

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