Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Bullying Jokes
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Hot water look a**.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
