Bullying jokes
Stop bullying.
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
School days
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Hot water look a**.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"