Bullying jokes
Stop bullying.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. ðŸ˜
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Memes
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Hot water look a**.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
I support LGBTQ. Let's Go Bully The Queers
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*