Bullying jokes
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Stop bullying.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Hot water look a**.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.