Building Jokes

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life

How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.

People shoulde build orphanages next to grave yards so at leats orphans can see their parents

I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but i can't seem to build on it.

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings

How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly

Because whenever they hit the corner they build a shop

Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin

What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane

Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down

I was on a flight to California

but my next in the Empire State Building.

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz