I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
