Building jokes
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Memes
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.