Building jokes
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.