Building jokes
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Memes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.