Building jokes
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Memes
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.