Building jokes
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Memes
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
These are as weak as the towers.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?