Building jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."