Building jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.