Building

Building jokes

Twin Towers

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Twin Towers

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

Tower

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Ladder

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Mr Smith

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

Crime

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

Midnight

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

Lift

Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Girlfriend

One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.

Sticker

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Suicide

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.