Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
"wanna hear a construction joke" "yeah sure" "wait im still working on it"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
