Building jokes
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.