Building jokes
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?