A man walks into a bar and then out.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
