Building jokes
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What do you call a door? A floor.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.