Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Building Jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
