What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot.
One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her $10 "pay" to the bank the next day to start a savings account.
When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."
"Oh, my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Lowe's ever deliver the fucking sheet rock!"
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
