Building jokes
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What do you call a door? A floor.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.