Building jokes

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

I guess in British chess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without two towers.

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.