a burrito walked off a building
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
"wanna hear a construction joke" "yeah sure" "wait im still working on it"
Q: why did Sally fall off the building? A: Her dad pushed her
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Joke 1) 9/11 Was Such A Tragedy... Two Drunk People Drove A Plane Into A Building
Joke 2) If 6-2=4 Why Is There No More Towers
Joke 3) Is it a bird? is it a plane? Whatever it is it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
