Building jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.