Building jokes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.