Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Building Jokes
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
