What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Daveon! stop screaming in help because I broke your kneecaps!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
ur so broke ur mom cant affored ur daddy
