You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”
BLM British Lives Matter
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment. Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
Roses are red,my name is Dan...tdm,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
what did paul revere yell during a full moon? the british are cumming, !the british are cumming!
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
Why did the chimkin cwoss da woad? To get away from the british bastard and get the egg roll.
Yo mamas so fat brexshit is deporting British citizens
Yo mamas teeth are so crooked they have a British accent.
