Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
British Jokes
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
