Bringing

Bringing jokes

Librarian

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.

Dad

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?

Because they wanted to drop some hoops.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.

Jesus

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

Golfer

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

To dig deep with his lyrics.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?

Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

Orphan

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Vegan teacher

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

Orphan

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?