Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
