Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
