Why do golfers bring a spair of socks ? Incase they get a hole in one .
This was done by 11 year old
I just got off the phone with kristen stewart yesterday she said I was invited to her cookout this Friday i said I'll come by and bring some drinks like wine beer and liquor so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
teacher: students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house. student one orphan: I don't have any. student 2: what is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner. student one orphan: what! student 2: the prisoner gets picked.
yo mom so stupid that when she seen went to see fast and furious 8 she was bringing her car to the theater.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school. They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher confreneces
to RANDYYYY,
hi randy this is ALYA i dont want. to fight with you if your an orphan and you do know about your past you probably get sad right? well these jokes just bring up the bad times up for me.
-ALYA with love
Teacher:every1 tomorrow is bring your mom to school day Me:srry but my moms not gonna make Teacher:why Me: im an orphan bitch
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man. and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can I'll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
