Bringing jokes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."