Bringing jokes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.