When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
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Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
Why do golfers bring a spair of socks ? Incase they get a hole in one .
This was done by 11 year old
I just got off the phone with kristen stewart yesterday she said I was invited to her cookout this Friday i said I'll come by and bring some drinks like wine beer and liquor so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
