Bridge Jokes

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦‍♂️

What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.

what makes a depressed kid happy ..... a bridge

. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

What did i say to the bridge

Bye bridge

People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!

What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.

Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side