How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.