Bridge jokes

A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

What did I say to the bridge?

Bye, bridge.

The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?

Because it's on the burning side.

What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.