As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
So my kid took my car he crashed it off a bridge I miss it but it's going to have my car
What did connor lys clark say to Karl kassulke, I love bridges
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Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
trust falling with a bridge is more trust worthy than me
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, "(sign language)"
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
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Breaking News! a plane crashes into a bridge
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There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
