A hot girls wants to do suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly smelly homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says "hey you hot babe, let's fuck. She just answers "get the fuck away you ugly bastard". The guy just laughs and says "alright i wait down there".
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
trust falling with a bridge is more trust worthy than me
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, "(sign language)"
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out
Thor is so gay he farts the rainbow 🌈 bridge to asgard.
