What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe... Breathe...
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
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One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
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Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
You Could Hold Your Breath for the Rest of Your Life ***Think about it.***
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
Mommy mommy! Are we dragons? Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Mrbeast: *breaths*
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I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
So a husband and a wife have three kids. the husband is on his death bed and he looks up at his wife and says. "Honey, is our youngest song truly and honestly mine?" She says in response. "I sware on everything that is good and holy our youngest son is your" He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breathe, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
