Boys jokes

Nun

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up like an altar boy.

Flirt

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

Santa

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Stereotype

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

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  • WW2

    What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

    Memes

    Spaghetti

    How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

    Meatballs.

    Boy

    A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

    Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

    Nut

    Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

    No, why?

    Boy are deez nuts so big.

    Priest

    A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

    Movie

    Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

    Priest

    Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

    Boy's pants are half off.

    Boy Scout

    I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

    Dad

    A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

    The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

    Stereotype

    Teacher: We are going to Seville.

    Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!

    Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.

    Omg thanks for 1000 likes!

    Grade

    Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

    'Cause he wanted higher grades.

    Apology

    Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.