Boys jokes
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Memes
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.