Boys Jokes

I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.

Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".

A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching

Boi you can't be talking because it someone punched you in the face you will be the one to apologize

Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me

Hey mom I'm back from the circus parade, it was amazing! first came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, And then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion, oh and what came after her? Asked the mother, Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee said the boy.