There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents
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A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
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A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"
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Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
Why did the boy shoot the clock? he wanted to kill time.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why are the twin towers and after the girls kill all boys are similar? There used to be two but now there's one...
