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should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography

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ob scene ob-scene |əb'sēn|
adjective
(of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and
decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature.
• offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene.
ORIGIN
late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'.
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Did you hear the Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck".

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section

Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook

Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?

-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back

Hollow Knight Meme

I would go to school if.….....
This was the teacher
HOTO OIGHT
This was the bus
This was the book These were the uniforms

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

A book just fell on my head I’ve got only my shelf to blame

not the best like it says it is!!

BEST SELLING BOOK
FUNNIEST ANIMAL
MEMES EVER
but you can't go to work...
your job is to take care of me...
MEMES EXPERT

sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

Never has a man influenced physics so profoundly as Niels Bohr in the early 1900's.
Going back to this time period, little was known about atomic structure; Bohr set out
to end the obscurity of physics. However things didn't come easy for Bohr. He had to
give up most of his life for physics and research of many hypothesis. But, this is why
you and I have even heard of the quantum theory and atomic structures. Bohr came
up with his quantum theory while studying at Cambridge. Bohr was a skeptic and he
never truly believed in Max Planck's old quantum theory. He put forth the idea that,
going from one high-energy orbit o a lower one, an electron could, in fact, be trying
to emit a quantum of discrete energy. Bohr was criticized for this idea, but he didn't
let up. Soon after, Bohr said his famed quote,"If quantum mechanics hasn't shocked
you, you haven't understood it yet." This quote is extremely famous and has gone
down as the motto for quantum physicist around the world. Understandably, Bohr
never won a Nobel prize outside of physics (of which he only won one). Bohr's still
going strong with his theories on atomic structure; he allowed for 100's of scientists
to fully experiment with the cell and its many components. Bohr was largely on the
run from the Nazi's when he came up with this discovery, which is amazing because
around this time, Bohr's home country of Denmark was invaded by the Nazi's. Bohr
and Ernest Rutherford are given credit, but it is believed that Rutherford decided to
desert Bohr in the middle of their work. Rutherford once, quite famously said that
you should never bet against the wonders of science. Niels Bohr's famous career
never really kicked off until he was forty years old. Most other major scientists were
going all over the world with their ideas by their early twenties. However, in order
to preserve the legacy of Niels Bohr, he has his own institution, whose goal is to
make many more great strides in the field of physics for years. How did Bohr affect
you and me? Without Niels Bohrs' more advanced atomic theory, we might as well
cry over how little we know of the atoms and their compounds. Physics would have
never been such a force in the todays society. However, to this day, research is still
going on to improve and update the atomic theory. Although scientists clearly want
to improve on Bohr's theory, many famous physicists come out publicly and openly
say that Bohr's ideas will never be improved upon, todays society cannot say
goodbye to an opportunity to improve our understanding of the sciences. If Bohr
never had silenced his critics, we would still be following Planck's theories, and
going on incomplete information. Bohr's later life was all occupied when he decided
to go back to Denmark and head the Royal Danish Academy. His main goal was to
tell the world of the of the greatness of the Danish Sciences and most likely educate
a new crop of scientists for years to come. There is controversy surrounding Bohr's
lie during his stint in the Manhattan project. Though he claimed to be anti-violence
and a peace-seeker, Bohr engineered on the Manhattan Project. Though he didn't
hurt anyone directly, thousands of people died. Neils Bohr opened many doors for
you and I in the physics world, he will go down as one of the greatest physicists.

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?

The second hand book was loved once..

why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.

What is a testicle's favorite book? |Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!|

I was reading a book one day, when I suddenly hear a sound. It was the grim reaper. I ignore it and continue reading my book. Suddenly I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies. I used to like fireworks. But I'm dead now. Fireworks like a charm, if you don't mind something a little ghostly. What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.