Bone Jokes

Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot

u look like burger

What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!

Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

What did one skeleton say to another? . . . . ...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

sans: why didn't the skeleton go to the party papyrus: because he looked like me sans: sure

Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone

- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...

Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless

So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin

*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.