my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
What is a skeleton´s favorite instrument?
u look like burger
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus
Tibia honestly I think the reason I’m bonely is because you guys don’t find my jokes humerus … maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention but tibia honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my BONE-zai tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a S-pine tree
What did the chef say to the skeleton? “BONE Apetit!”
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don’t have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going yo rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forcast you f*cking idiot.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with… i could have said a skeleTON more jokes… but i think that might brake your funny bone
So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band…so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely