why are skeletons not funny because they have no humor š¤£
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a teleBONE.
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What did one skeleton say to another? . . . . ...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
I watched a movie about bones it was spine-tackler
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)
I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.