Bone

Bone jokes

Heart

Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Tree

If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.

Now ain't that cool?

Giant

How are giants and strippers alike?

They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

Skeleton

What did one skeleton say to another?

...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?

Pen

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

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  • Feminist

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.

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  • Skeleton

    I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

    Skeleton

    How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?

    "Because he felt it in his bones?"

    No,

    He read the weather app, you idiot.

    Skeleton

    Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

    Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

    Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

    Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

    Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

    Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

    Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Friend

    Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.

    Dictionary

    I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

    ...so I threw a dictionary at him.