Bone jokes
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny? Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
How much do the bones in your body weigh? A skele-ton!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.