Bone jokes
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
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At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
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I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.