Bone jokes
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.