Bone jokes
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.