Q.What's the most musical bone?
A.The trom-bone!
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
don't break someones heart because they only have one, instead break there bones... they have 206.
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are Humerus
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton
why are skeletons not funny because they have no humor 🤣
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a teleBONE.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
