• Boner.

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

What do you call girl skeleton dancing… A bone et

What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?

The trom-BONE!

-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

What’s a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE

Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?

Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot

Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild

*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it’s such a spine tingling event

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones

We have some leak in the fridge, I’m surprised nobody has called a plumber.

What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh

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