Bone jokes
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
You look like a burger.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!