What’s a skeletons favourite instrument?
The trom-BONE
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
sans: why didn't the skeleton go to the party papyrus: because he looked like me sans: sure
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
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Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED Fell papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
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So your human huh well Im a skeleton so not much gets under my skin
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe...Get it?
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
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