Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
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what did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said "im gonna break your heart" He says "go ahead your not breaking my 206 healthy bones"
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower
I somehow broke more than 206
I broke 342
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What skieleton does Crap-ton of skieleton
Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .
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just kidding now watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What is a skeleton’s favourite singer? Pelvis Presley
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.
