Papyrus:Sans can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human! Sans:Sure bro lemme just get on the Tele-bone Papyrus:Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!! Sans:yea bro Papyrus:You know what I will tell Undyne instead.

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!

You’re mom has a BONE to ‘pick’ with me

You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn’t tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)

The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week

My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!

well what am i gonna do now…

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SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206

Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonley.

Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL

How much do the bones in your body weigh?

A skele-ton!

Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .

just kidding now watch this video

Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in

here’s a joke - your life

Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”

I’m sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

You know this jokes really crack up my bones~

what did the skelaton say when he well on his funny he laugh