Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
What's a skeletons favorite instrument THE EXYLO-BONE
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? SHINgles!
