Bone jokes
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?