Bone

Bone Jokes

Word

Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.

Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

Pussy

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.

Skeleton

A funny joke scenario.

Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.

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  • Dog

    Why did the dog join the marching band?

    Because he had his trum-bone.

    Skeleton

    What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!

    What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!

    Skeleton

    What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

    I’m bone to be wild!

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  • Ball

    Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

    Because he needs to pick your balls.

    Skeleton

    You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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  • Skeleton

    Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

    A: Will you marrow me?