Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
You know this jokes really crack up my bones~
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
one day a skeleton wasn't laughing someone asked him why are you not laughing it turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
what did the funny bone say to the skin your not humeris i am
