Bone jokes
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
You are annoying lolllllllll.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.