Bone jokes
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...