Bone

Bone jokes

Chin

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

Hair

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Skeleton

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Brick

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

Skeleton

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

Skeleton

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

Skeleton

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

Cat

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?