Bone Jokes

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

You are annoying lolllllllll.

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

The image shows eight different skeletons or parts of skeletons. The first one, a full skeleton, is labeled "Skeleton". The next has three skulls stacked on top of each other labeled "Sksksk". The third skeleton consists of only rib cages labeled "EleEleEle". The fourth, also a full skeleton, is called "Tontonton". The fifth is a skeleton with a single head and is labeled "Skton", followed by a single spine labeled "Eeeeeeeee". The seventh skeleton consists of a skull and an upside-down rib cage, labeled "Elesk", and finally, the last skeleton, labeled "Skelen", is a skeleton with the limbs slightly detached from the body.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

There are 206 bones in the human body.

207 when I'm at a nursery.

What's blue and bad for your teeth?

A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

You know this joke really cracks up my bones!

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.

How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!

What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?

"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."

You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.

My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?

my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone