A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
