He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
what do you call a boy panera bread
panera balls
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
