Body jokes
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
"Doctor, doctor!" He cries out.
"What is it?" The doctor asks.
"I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
". . . That's because I amputated your arms."
I hate these double standards.
If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
What's longer than a penis?
About anything.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.
You'd look great With a knife in your back.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
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Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.