Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Body Jokes
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
