Body jokes

Farts.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Should I slap Flynn's ass?

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Wanna see my pp again?

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.