Body jokes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Suck my pp!
Farts.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Wanna see my pp again?
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!