Blue

Blue Jokes

Rose

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

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  • Rainbow

    What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

    Nothing, it was feeling blue.

    Freedom

    The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

    Corpse

    What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?

    A corpse, of course!

    Basement

    What is black and blue and really hates sex?

    The six-year-old in my basement.

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  • Elephant

    Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?

    So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

    Cow

    Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

    A: Blue cheese.

    Blood

    Blood is red.

    Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?

    Poo

    Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

    Baby

    What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

    Company

    If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

    P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

    Death

    How did Stephen Hawking die?

    Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!