What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Blue Jokes
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Uranus is blue.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
