What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
roses are red violets are blue she is hot but you're as ugly as poo
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
Roses are red Violets are blue How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
roses are red violents are blue everything is black i can't see can you.
how old is a blue plane
blue
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks
you look like barney i ́m choking you too and your face is turning all purple and blue
Blueface baby
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth? You get a good connection
whats black blue and red laying in ditch you after you disrespect me
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
