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JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
Rock-a-bye dummy in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. Down will come dummy, Cradle and all
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
what does a blondie and a shotgun have in common? give them a cock and there ready to blow.
What's wrong with 89? You blow me and I owe you one
You blow a kiss up your eyes your eyes where bright up your ass.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
Me and my friends were talking. Then we got to talk about our wives. I said "So I married a valcono for a wife. You never know when she will blow up"
