Blow Dryer jokes

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.