Blow Dryer jokes

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.