Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down
What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer
What did the boy say to the girl damnnn. You pissy stankkkkk
What did John Cena say to the blind man? 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door....
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
Why did my dad leave me, Because i was a disapointment
Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
why can't helen keller drive cause shes already dead
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
why cant the blind man see, because he cant see
What do you call a blind German A not see
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
