Blind jokes

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"

Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"

Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"

Grandma: "Exactly."

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?

"Good Lord, this is fun!"

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

Why did my dad leave me? Because I was a disappointment.

Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny.

Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Why are blinds called blinds?

Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.

My blind friend got ran over by a parked car.

What do you call a German man who can't see?

A not see.

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

How does Hellen Keller meet men?

She goes on blind dates.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.