Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband‘s voice just right
How do you surprise a blind guy.
Say, "Surprise"
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What’s black and rings the doorbell? Stevie wonders answering the iron.
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
did you see the blind guy trip on a can...... he didint ether
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep
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When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
what do blind people and an orphan have in common both cant see their parents
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
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