One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
This for you roman y e e t
I wish I was blind
how do you make a blind girl smile... leave the plunger in the toilet
Why did my dad leave me, Because i was a disapointment
How do you punish Stevie wonder for bad behavior? You move all of the furniture around
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
my blind friend got ran over ............ by a parked car
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
Idk why my blind kid is crying. but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
My friend is blind. So he always says he cannot nazi .
What’s black and rings the doorbell? Stevie wonders answering the iron.
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
What do you call a blind german? someone who can Nazi!
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
Q: How do you blind a woman? A: You put a windshield in front of her
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him its you goodlooking guys so sad you cant read this since you're blind, oh geez i just find this website and i want to make people laugh, to bad they cant see the joke
An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
