Blind jokes
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"