Birthday

Birthday Jokes

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.

Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.