Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the Queen, when you turn 16 you get a DM from prince Andrew.
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What’s an orphans lest favorite event : there BRITHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
