what do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? bay-gulls
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
What do you call a bird orgie?
No bird control.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you and what is dumbest thing someone can say that annoy you. The most annoying thing your parents can say: Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa! No, you can't have any dessart untill you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!) The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: Why is your name crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird! (That is really annoying if you ask me!) Thanks reading this...bye!
little jonny bad ass was sitting on a porch one day and a preacher was in the house little jonny bad ass had to use the bathroom so he bangs on the door saying mom i half to use the bathroomn his mom ses wait so little jonny bad ass sow a hat on the step he lookes around and pulls his pants down and shits in the hat well a few later the preacher comes out and ses i see u have my hat well little jonny bad ass ses ya i cout the wolds fasts berd the preacher ses well let me see him little jonny bad ass ses no i dont know well the preacher ses ill put my handes by the hat you lift and ill cach him well little jonny bad ass lifted the hat and the preacher clapt his handes and little jonny bad ass ses now see the bird don shit and ran.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!
Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn
a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
