What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Why dose a duck have tail feathers? To cover his butt-quack
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
a chicken is dellisis
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
