Biology jokes
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.