Biology jokes
There are more than two genders.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.