Bin jokes
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
ICH BIN GOTT.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.