That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
osma bin laden playing mw2 Air Strike inbound
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11, Osama Bin Llama
What do you call a Indian going through the bins ??
RUMAJINGG
YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Bin laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years. 2001-2011
after 6 months of lockdown
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
