Bin jokes
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Q: Name a murderer?
A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.
I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
You know bins????
They're trash!
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Me when I see someone talking about 13-17-year-olds not being mature, but they make a Santa Claus, Osama bin Laden crossover on the day before 9/11:
Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim...