Bin jokes

As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...

"It was just a prank bro."

You know bins????

They're trash!

Osama bin Laden rated America.

He gave us a 9/11.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.

He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.