Bin jokes

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.

I have to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked, "Where are you going?"

He said, "Camp Bin Laden."

I asked, "What do they do there?"

He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."

I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!

It was eloHssA OllEH!!

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,

bin there, done that.

You know bins????

They're trash!