Bin jokes

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇