Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
I suck big weiner.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Why do Orphans don’t like to eat big bags of chips : because there family size
Your mama so fat she GOT IN TO THE POOL THE WATER GOT OUT AND BIG MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
