Bigness jokes
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏