Bigness jokes

Big (DYM 78).

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Momma?

Momma who?

Big Momma!

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."

Why are fire trucks big?

To hang out with the firefighters!

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

I suck big weiner.

There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!

I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"