Bigness jokes
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!