Bigness jokes
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!