Bigness jokes
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!