Bigness

Bigness jokes

Ball

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Satan

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Forehead

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Gay

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Forehead

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

Wheelchair

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Dick

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.