Bigness jokes

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

They made a movie about 9/11.

It was a big hit.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.