Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
