Bigness jokes
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
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What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂