Bigness jokes
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Memes
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Big (DYM 78).
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!