Bigness jokes
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."