your so fat that your as big as UY Scuti
Big (DYM 78)
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Momma?
Momma who? Big momma!
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What do you call a thic boy... big boi
Dude- ABC what comes next
Kid-a big fat noob
Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto
I wrote my pen is big but for got to space pen is
ok heres a story about the church the there was 2 parents, then they have a baby, then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his fore head guess he was big headed, sorry if this offends anyone or make this joke bad since i keep writing this
yo fohead is so freaking big but not bigger than my bbc👀😏
Your forehead so big a hole state could fit on it
What did the butt say to the other butt? I got big fat apples for bleep checks
Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !
I was all liek sune dude little Johnny is Big boobs