Bigness Jokes

Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

–Pluto.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Dude, ABC, what comes next?

Kid: A big fat noob.

What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?

I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Momma?

Momma who?

Big Momma!

Big (DYM 78).

I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."

Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.