Bigness Jokes

Anonymous
in Fat

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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Anonymous
in Emo

So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles… except cancer.

Anonymous

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

I’m in school lol.

Roger Hufflefinger

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

Quandale Dingle
in Little Johnny

One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."

DREAMER
in Sun

the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.

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Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.

One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"

The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."

Anonymous
in Forehead

Your forehead is so big megamind thought you were his brother

Anonymous

big booty latinas

olivia bombard
in Forehead

Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur chin.

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Anonymous
in Russian

A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!

Foreheadini
in Forehead

Your forehead so big. That it made Mona Lisa smile.

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Yaro_be
in War

Pickup lines in 2022 be like: Are you russia? Because your bombs are so big!

your forehead so big that if i drew an H on it kobe could have landed there

Alexander Darryl Neville

I love big hot sexy men.

the big mom
in Cow

where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre

Anonymous

Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year

in Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him "go big or go home", he only had one option

what's the best thing about Switzerland I don't know , but the flag is a big plus

Anonymous

Why did Mary have a little lamb 🐑? Because a big one was too much in bed.