Bigness jokes
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Big feet equals mini meat.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"