Bigness jokes
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Suzy: How did Jonah fit in the whale?
Teacher: Whales are very big but have small mouths, so Jonah did not actually fit in the whale.
Suzy: Well, the Bible says he did.
Teacher: He did not.
Suzy: When I get to heaven I will ask him how he fit in.
Teacher: How do you know he went to heaven? Maybe he went to hell.
Suzy: Then you can ask him.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.