Bigness jokes
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.
Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.
PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.
Thank you.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.