Bigness jokes
Big mummy milkers...
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
At the drive-thru window:
"I'd like a Big Mac without soup, please!"
"We don't serve soup here!"
"Well, I didn't order any!"
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.