At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
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What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand π meets the little π€
your forehead to big I can see my future when it shines
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why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we donβt feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band
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hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP
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My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York
Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous
