Bigness jokes
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Big (DYM 78).
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
You're a big Z!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.