A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver's License says "to be continued on the back"
What are the big mouths of feminists good for portable urinal for men
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do
your foreheads so big that it has its own gravitational pull
Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
Your forehead so big that the Teachers use it as a whiteboard
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
