Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
My mom said " YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE" Is said " Are you gong to PUNis me?
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small
your fore head is so big that it could carry thepassengers of the titanic
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why does wet have a big head. Because he got hit by a wetaroid
When your girl is sucking your dick and chockes on it not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks
I love me a nice tight pussy. Thats why i'm in big trouble with RSPCA
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
I like you you like me let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun Barney’s on the floor no more purple dinosaur 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
evan yo mum rod on my big pp love, dad
Your forehead so big that we may as well call it a fivehead
Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
