Bigness jokes

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

What’s big and black on the road?

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

What's big, round, and can't move?

A vegetable!

One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!

Edna: Hey there big boy!

Big boy: You need to stop doing this.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Big, ugly, and very weird.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because air is free...