Bigness jokes

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

I got a sister.

That was a big mistake.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

Jack got a big shock with a mouth full of huge cock, because Jill's real name is Randy, and she had no candy, just he gave Jack a handy.

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

I woke up when I heard a strange noise coming from my kitchen.

I turned on the light, and I saw none other than the exposed flop GHOSTNALDO. He asked me if I had PenalTEA, his favorite drink. I said no and yelled, "There is a big game tomorrow!" and he disappeared.

The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.