Bigness jokes
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
What’s big and black on the road?
Bunger got me like:
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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.