Bigness jokes
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
I only trust people that like big butts.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
Big black ball sacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Big Chungus.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."