Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
hey guess what.. what.. my penis is big
What's big and yellow and can't swim, a bus filled with children
im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable
Big black ball sacks
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Big penis
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
Little johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. "oh just a bug." Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face he then says. "That bug sure had a big dick didn't he?"
Why are Mexican families so big? They don’t know how to put a condom on.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
your lips are so big it turns the grand canyon side ways
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mama
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
