Bigness jokes
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
*JMC*
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"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Bunger got me like:
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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What’s big and black on the road?
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.