Bigness jokes
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
What’s big and black on the road?
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
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Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Big, ugly, and very weird.