Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
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What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
I love big hot sexy men.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!