your forehead so big when you walk by i can't see whats in front of me
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What’s big and black the road
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Ur forehead is so big that it said to be continued
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
I love big hot sexy men.
Roast
You have such a big forhead it has a 6 pack on it,
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
