Bigness jokes
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Bunger got me like:
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Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Memes
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
*JMC*
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"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What’s big and black on the road?
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!