Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Bunger got me like:
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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What’s big and black on the road?
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.